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An Ulrich Beacon Breaking News Update

Scientists say that flame retardants in your black plastic kitchen utensils can cause cancer

Apparently it’s all to do with e-waste recycling, as if that somehow explains it

By Anton E. Gidd in The Ulrich Beacon
May 15, 2044

Inspired by flame retardants / black plastic / e-waste

Now with 5,000,000 possible risks from 10 authorities!